(The author of this article is unknown and the inspiration seems to have come from Genesis 1:29-30. Indeed, there is a message here.)
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so man and woman would live long and healthy lives.
And Satan created McDonald’s, and McDonald’s brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to man, “You want fries with that?”
And man said, “Super-size them.” And man gained pounds.
And God said, “Try my crispy fresh salad.”
And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert. And woman gained pounds.
And God said, “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them.”
And Satan brought forth chicken fried steak from Cracker Barrel–so big it needed its own platter. And man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes, and man resolved to lose those extra pounds.
And Satan brought forth Cable TV with remote control so man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And man gained pounds.
And God said, “You’re running up the score Devil.”
And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.
And Satan saw and said, “It is good.” And man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed, and created quadruple bypass surgery, angioplasty, and stints…and Satan created HMO’s.
Seeing more clearly,